I Don’t Care If People Talk Shit Dachshund Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Wiener Dog Tee

I Don’t Care If People Talk Shit About Me

I was raised to flush it — not play with it.

This bold Dachshund shirt is made for people who truly don’t care about gossip, opinions, or unnecessary drama. Featuring a smug, confident wiener dog with hands in pockets and zero patience for nonsense, this design says exactly what you’re thinking — without you having to say a word.

Perfect for sarcastic personalities, dachshund lovers, and anyone who prefers peace over pointless conversations.

⭐ HIGHLIGHTS

- Soft 100% cotton (heathers include cotton/poly)
- Unisex, true-to-size fit
- DTG printing, proudly printed in the USA
- Gift-ready for dog moms, dog dads & pet lovers
- Easy 30-day returns

💛 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT

Celebrate the bond with your furry friend every day. Our Unisex Standard T-Shirt blends comfort, durability, and easy style, making it the go-to dog lover shirt for walks, coffee runs, and cozy weekends. Whether you’re expressing your love for pets or want a reliable daily tee, this classic piece delivers. Printed in the USA for quality you can trust.

🧵 PREMIUM QUALITY MATERIALS

Solid colors: 100% preshrunk cotton — soft, breathable, holds shape after wash
Heathers & blends:
• Ash / Heather Grey: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
• Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester
• Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester

Midweight 5.3 oz fabric = comfort + structure
DTG (Direct-to-Garment) printing: vivid, long-lasting colors

👕 CLASSIC & COMFORTABLE DESIGN

- Unisex classic fit, true-to-size for men & women
- Crew neck with seamless 7/8" ribbed collar
- Double-needle stitching on sleeves, collar, and bottom hem
- Quarter-turned body to eliminate center crease
- Tear-away label for irritation-free comfort

🎁 VERSATILE & CUSTOMIZABLE

A perfect pet lover gift for birthdays, holidays, dog-adoption anniversaries, team events, or casual Fridays. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes so each design can shine.

🧺 CARE INSTRUCTIONS

- Machine wash warm, inside-out, with similar colors
- Non-chlorine bleach only when needed
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Cool iron inside-out (do not iron on the print)
- Do not dry clean

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🌟 WHY CHOOSE OUR TEES?

Comfortable, durable, and printed with care in the USA, this unisex t-shirt is more than apparel—it’s your everyday statement. Order today and make it your new favorite dog lover tee.