Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Dachshund Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Dog Meme Tee

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.
I have 5 fingers…
the middle one’s for you.

This hilarious dachshund meme shirt is made for people who don’t sugarcoat anything. Featuring a laid-back wiener dog casually flipping the bird, this design delivers peak sarcasm with zero apologies.

Perfect for dog lovers with attitude, meme fans, and anyone who prefers humor that’s bold, honest, and unapologetic.

⭐ HIGHLIGHTS

- Soft 100% cotton (heathers include cotton/poly)
- Unisex, true-to-size fit
- DTG printing, proudly printed in the USA
- Gift-ready for dog moms, dog dads & pet lovers
- Easy 30-day returns

💛 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT

Celebrate the bond with your furry friend every day. Our Unisex Standard T-Shirt blends comfort, durability, and easy style, making it the go-to dog lover shirt for walks, coffee runs, and cozy weekends. Whether you’re expressing your love for pets or want a reliable daily tee, this classic piece delivers. Printed in the USA for quality you can trust.

🧵 PREMIUM QUALITY MATERIALS

Solid colors: 100% preshrunk cotton — soft, breathable, holds shape after wash
Heathers & blends:
• Ash / Heather Grey: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
• Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester
• Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester

Midweight 5.3 oz fabric = comfort + structure
DTG (Direct-to-Garment) printing: vivid, long-lasting colors

👕 CLASSIC & COMFORTABLE DESIGN

- Unisex classic fit, true-to-size for men & women
- Crew neck with seamless 7/8" ribbed collar
- Double-needle stitching on sleeves, collar, and bottom hem
- Quarter-turned body to eliminate center crease
- Tear-away label for irritation-free comfort

🎁 VERSATILE & CUSTOMIZABLE

A perfect pet lover gift for birthdays, holidays, dog-adoption anniversaries, team events, or casual Fridays. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes so each design can shine.

🧺 CARE INSTRUCTIONS

- Machine wash warm, inside-out, with similar colors
- Non-chlorine bleach only when needed
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Cool iron inside-out (do not iron on the print)
- Do not dry clean

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🌟 WHY CHOOSE OUR TEES?

Comfortable, durable, and printed with care in the USA, this unisex t-shirt is more than apparel—it’s your everyday statement. Order today and make it your new favorite dog lover tee.