When I Die Dachshund Hoodie – Dark Humor Wiener Dog Gift

Dark humor lovers, this one’s for you.

This When I Die Dachshund Shirt features a smug, coffee-holding wiener dog paired with brutally honest humor that says what most people are thinking — but would never put in writing.

Sarcastic, bold, and unapologetically real, this shirt is perfect for dachshund lovers who enjoy dark jokes, dry wit, and letting their outfit do the talking.

⭐ PREMIUM SWEATSHIRT & HOODIE DESCRIPTION 
🔥 HIGHLIGHTS

- Heavy Blend fabric made with finer yarns & modern MVS Air Spinning Technology

- 50% cotton / 50% polyester
(Heather Dark Green, Maroon, Navy, Deep Royal & Scarlet Red: 40% cotton / 60% polyester)

- Unisex classic fit — great for both men & women

- Smooth, pill-resistant surface for vibrant DTG prints

- 1x1 rib with spandex for perfect stretch & recovery

- Easy 30-day returns for peace of mind

💛 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT

- Stay warm, comfy, and stylish all day long. This unisex sweatshirt & hoodie is made for everyday wear—whether you’re walking the dog, grabbing coffee, traveling, or relaxing at home.

- The upgraded spinning technology makes the fabric softer, more durable, and ideal for long-lasting prints. It’s the perfect gift for dog moms, dog dads, friends, family, or anyone who loves comfort + personality.

🧵 PREMIUM MATERIALS

- Fabric: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
(Heather shades: 40% cotton / 60% polyester)

- Weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) — warm but not bulky

- MVS Air Spinning: reduces pilling, increases durability

- Smooth, soft surface = sharper, more vibrant prints

- Spandex ribbing helps keep its shape wear after wear

- Dyed with low-impact OEKO-TEX certified dyes (skin-safe)

👕 CLASSIC & COMFORTABLE DESIGN

- Unisex classic fit

- Seamless body = cleaner shape

- Ribbed cuffs & waistband to keep warmth in

- Hoodies include a roomy hood + matching drawcord

- Tear-away label for no-itch comfort

🎁 VERSATILE FOR ANY OCCASION

Perfect for:

- Birthdays & holidays

- Christmas gifts

- Adoption anniversaries

- Dog moms & dog dads

- Team events, family gatherings

- Everyday streetwear

Comes in multiple colors & sizes so every design stands out.

🧺 CARE INSTRUCTIONS

- Machine wash warm, inside-out

- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed

- Tumble dry low or hang dry

- Cool iron inside-out (do NOT iron design)

- Do not dry clean

🌟 WHY CHOOSE OUR SWEATSHIRTS & HOODIES?

Made with premium materials and printed using high-quality DTG technology, this piece is designed to last. It’s soft, durable, and made for everyday comfort — the kind of sweatshirt you’ll wear again and again.