When I Die Dachshund Shirt – Funny Wiener Dog Dark Humor Tee

Dark humor lovers, this one’s for you.

This When I Die Dachshund Shirt features a smug, coffee-holding wiener dog paired with brutally honest humor that says what most people are thinking — but would never put in writing.

Sarcastic, bold, and unapologetically real, this shirt is perfect for dachshund lovers who enjoy dark jokes, dry wit, and letting their outfit do the talking.

⭐ HIGHLIGHTS

- Soft 100% cotton (heathers include cotton/poly)
- Unisex, true-to-size fit
- DTG printing, proudly printed in the USA
- Gift-ready for dog moms, dog dads & pet lovers
- Easy 30-day returns

💛 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT

Celebrate the bond with your furry friend every day. Our Unisex Standard T-Shirt blends comfort, durability, and easy style, making it the go-to dog lover shirt for walks, coffee runs, and cozy weekends. Whether you’re expressing your love for pets or want a reliable daily tee, this classic piece delivers. Printed in the USA for quality you can trust.

🧵 PREMIUM QUALITY MATERIALS

Solid colors: 100% preshrunk cotton — soft, breathable, holds shape after wash
Heathers & blends:
• Ash / Heather Grey: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
• Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester
• Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester

Midweight 5.3 oz fabric = comfort + structure
DTG (Direct-to-Garment) printing: vivid, long-lasting colors

👕 CLASSIC & COMFORTABLE DESIGN

- Unisex classic fit, true-to-size for men & women
- Crew neck with seamless 7/8" ribbed collar
- Double-needle stitching on sleeves, collar, and bottom hem
- Quarter-turned body to eliminate center crease
- Tear-away label for irritation-free comfort

🎁 VERSATILE & CUSTOMIZABLE

A perfect pet lover gift for birthdays, holidays, dog-adoption anniversaries, team events, or casual Fridays. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes so each design can shine.

🧺 CARE INSTRUCTIONS

- Machine wash warm, inside-out, with similar colors
- Non-chlorine bleach only when needed
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Cool iron inside-out (do not iron on the print)
- Do not dry clean

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🌟 WHY CHOOSE OUR TEES?

Comfortable, durable, and printed with care in the USA, this unisex t-shirt is more than apparel—it’s your everyday statement. Order today and make it your new favorite dog lover tee.